Merch FAQ

A. Wash it. No, seriously. All of our shirts are treated with a chemical that smells like vinegar. It’s not actually vinegar though, and your shirt isn’t edible. It just helps to bind the ink with the fibers in the shirt, to ensure that they hold up well to repeated washing. And again, you cannot eat or lick your shirt. (but if you do, you won’t get sick or anything) 

Q. Do you ship internationally? 
A. Of course!

Q. How long until my shirt is shipped out?
A. We try to be super duper fast, and ship everything out within 2-4 business days.

Q. Do you provide refunds?
A. Nope, all sales are final! This is mostly because of the way our shirts are handled and processed. As soon as you place your order with us, we send that order to our shirt supplier. The elves (or at least we assume they’re elves) start work on your shirt immediately. You pay us, we pay them, and you get the shirt.